Friday, March 13, 2009

I'm a Homeschooler

Just for kicks...
Also, I'm ignoring the Azande of Sudan and their witchcraft...

Growing up/now
[x] Own/have owned a denim jumper
[] You were at least 13 when you got your first "trendy" haircut
[] Everything in your closet at some time was referred to as modest
[x] You do/have tucked things in that shouldn't be tucked in
[] You have been a member of at least 3 co-ops
[x] You were a true 16 and never been kissed
[x] Your mom drives a van of some sort
[] You have at least one childhood picture where you, your mom, or all you siblings matched
[] You are/were/will be a PSEO Student
[x] At some point in your life you were more comfortable with adults than kids your own age
[x] Have studied ways to defend your beliefs, debate, and/or create laws
[] Used uber conservative ABecka curriculum
Total: 6

[x] You use big words that most adults could not use in conversation
[] You can use the words sublime, epiphany, and cognicent correctly
[] You have a favorite word.
[x] You have an understanding of Latin root words and how to use them
[x] People from the outside world are [were] referred to as "public schoolers"
[x] You or one of your siblings knits.
[x] You laugh at the decline in literacy in America
[x] You score constantly higher than "public schoolers" on standardized tests.
[] You have no concept of cafeteria food
[x] Family vacations are/ can be referred to as "Field Trips"
[] Traveling on said vacations have included stopping at historical site markers along the way
[] You have never been in a public elementary school, middle school, or high school during regular school hours (any or all of the above)
[x] You have gone to or been involved in a homeschool convention
Total so far: 14

[x] You read books on a regular basis
[] You have taken part in a political protest
[] You were a Pride and Prejudice fan before the movie [depends on which movie]
[x] You were a Lord of the Rings fan prior to the movie
[x] You were a Chronicles of Narnia fan before the movie
[x] You speak a language other than English [ish]
[] You dream of dating characters from books instead of celebrities
Total so far: 18

It (has been) assumed that you:....
[] Have won many spelling bees
[x] Have no social life
[] Have no friends of the opposite gender
[x] Are outstandingly smart
[]Are extremely inept
[] Only listen to classical music
[] Play piano or the violin
[] Do not own a pair of trendy jeans.
[] Have no knowledge of drugs or alcohol
[] Don't date, only court.
[] Have never been to a "party"
[] Know no other beliefs other than what your family believes
Total so far: 20

You have been asked more than 10 times:
[x] If you wear pajamas to school
[x] If you get perfect grades because your mom grades you
[x] If your mom teaches you or if somebody else's mom does
[x] How you meet people
[x] Why you aren't in school
[x] If you get days off whenever you want
[] If you're going to be homeschooled through college
[] If you have a big family
[] What your parents are protecting you from
[] To quote something famous
[] For the answer, because supposedly homeschoolers always have all the answers
Total so far: 26

You have rebelled by:
[] Listening to "worldly music" [this was hard, seeing as my parents introduced me to Fleetwood Mac and Elton John...]
[x] Wearing black fingernail polish [should I call this 'rebelling???']
[] Wearing tight clothes or letting your midriff show
[] Watching a *gasp* PG-13 movie
[x] Breaking dress code
[] Listening to music with a beat (Christian or otherwise)
[] Dancing. Especially dances that involve contact for longer than 2 seconds. With somebody of the opposite gender.
subtract this from total
total: 28
1-10 You're not really a just do school at home
11-21 You're a homeschooler, but not what the world expects
22-32 You're a homeschooler
33-? You probably wouldn't have facebook to begin with...but congrats you're the stereotypical homeschooler

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